Thursday, May 20, 2010

Why I Hate You

This blog is all about your shitty driving. The streets of Calgary are being suffocated by strugglers that don't know how to drive, so with the help of "Struggler Extraordinaire" PerryPie, this blog has been created to explain to you morons WHY I HATE YOU. If I get a bit harsh in some of my posts, it's probably because of the bad influence of one ResAlien.

I log anywhere between 0 and 300 km daily. I see you fuckers texting and driving, turning left over double solid lines, stopping in merge lanes, and going slow in the left lane. When committing these transgressions, if you see a big nosed white guy in a black Toyota Tacoma flipping you the bird, rest assured, it's me.

1 comment:

  1. There's a possibility I'm going to be driving extra careful every time I see a black Tacoma from now on.

    I might slow down if you're behind me... Yah know, to say hi, I see you!